Condemn the barbaric attack on Dr.Jhonpulle.

The way Rajapakse is going to  hold elections is not different from the way he is conducting the war in the North and the East. Under the Rajapakse regime election is a war.The below story is the latest election violence.

 

The UNP office housed at the residence of senior party member Dr. Raja Johnpulle in the Anuradhapura town has been set on fire by an unidentified gang. Shooting had also taken place during the incident, police said.

 

  UNP Anuradhapura district campaign manager Dr.Johnpulle said told the media that in the face of escalating incidents of violence and mounting tension in the Anuradhapura city and its neighborhood , he telephoned the police emergency division requesting them to deploy army and clamp down local curfew but his request turned into deaf ears. When complains were made to the police about the attack on Johnpulle’s house, they had reacted saying that there was a party going on in his house and there was no other problem.

The main UNP office housed at the residence of senior UNP member Dr.Johnpulle was set on fire while the final rally of the UPFA chief ministerial candidate Berty Premlal Dissanayake was taking place at Kada Panaha Junction in A’Pura. Johnpulle who was attacked with clubs had a narrow escape with minor injuries. He said that over 500 persons stormed his house and set fire to it in the presence of about 100 policemen. The mob had also set ablaze 10 vehicles parked outside his residence three of them belonging to Johnpulle while others belonged to party men. He losses sustained by him were to the tune Rs.50 million, he said. He said that the clash started when a group of motorcyclists supporting the PA had torn the cutouts of UNP chief ministerial candidate Janaka Perera placed in front of his house.

 

We all must condemn the attack on Dr.Jhonpulle.

Brand New Udurawana

Take a small break ……. and enjoy the latest from Udurawana 
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> Name of the car
> Udurawana’s friend bought a Toyota Corolla
> Udurawana : What is the name of your car ?
> Friend : I forgot the name, but starts with ‘T’.
> Udurawana : Ohoo your car starts with Tea, and my car starts with Petrol.
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> Udurawana with a computer
> Udurawana joined new job & got a chance of working with a computer for the 1st time. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
> Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
> Udurawana : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
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> Who is the boss ??
> Udurawana was tired of being bossed around by his wife; so he went to a psychiatrist.
> The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem, and so gave him a book on assertiveness, which he read on the way home.
> He had finished the book by the time he reached his house.
> Udurawana stormed into the house and walked up to his wife.
> Pointing a finger in her face, he said,’From now on, I want you to know that *I* am the man of this house, and my word is law!
> I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I’m finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward.
> Then, after dinner,  you’re going to draw me my bath so I can relax.
> And when I’m finished with my bath, guess who’s going to dress me and comb my hair ….’
> ‘The funeral director,’ said his wife.
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> Flute
> Udurawana : Hey man ! why did you give this useless flute to my son ?
> Shopkeeper : What happened,  sir ?
> Udurawana :  what happened ?  this flute is full of holes….!!! !
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> Break Into the House
> Udurawana went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
>  ‘You’ll get your chance in court,’ said the desk sergeant.
>  ‘No, no,no!’ said Udurawana. ‘I just want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife.
> I’ve been trying to do that for years!’
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> Hearing
> Udurawana had serious hearing problems for a number of years.
> He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed him to hear 100%.
> He went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, ‘Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.’
> Udurawana replied, ‘Oh, I haven’t told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I’ve changed my will three times!’
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> Communication
> Udurawan & his friend tired of mobile & decide to use pigeons.
> One day a pigeon reaches Udurawana without message.
> Angry Udurawana calls his friend & asks’ Is this a miss call ???????????? ‘
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> Mother tongue.
> Son(while filling up a form) : Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.?
> Udurawana : Very long!
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> Door bell
> A lady calls Udurawana for repairing door bell.
> Udurawana doesn’t turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again.
> Udurawana replies: I came 4 days, pressed the bell, but no one came out.
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> Lost key
> Udurawana : I have swallowed a key.
> Doctor: When?
> Udurawana : 3 months back! Doctor: What were you doing till now?
> Udurawana : I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too
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> Name of dogs
> Udurawana who had acquired two new dogs, was visiting his friend, and the friend asked what their names were.
> Udurawana responded by saying that one was named ‘Rolex’ and one was named ‘Gemex’.
> His friend said, ‘Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?
> ”They’re watch dogs!’ answered Udurawana.
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> What is further away
> Udurawana & neighbour living in Kandy were sitting one Poya night on a bench talking….. …
> The neighbour says to Udurawana, ‘Which do you think is further away….. Colombo or the Moon ?’
> Udurawana turns and says ‘ Colombo’
> ”Why ?????’ The neighbour asks’
> Udurawana replies: Can you see Colombo from here ????’
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> The act of unlocking
> A customer arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up their car.
> They were told that the keys had been accidentally locked in it.
> He went to the service department and found the mechanic Udurawana.
> Udurawana working feverishly to unlock the driver’s side door.
> As the customer watched from the passenger’s side, he instinctively tried the door handle and discovered it was open.
> ‘Hey,’ he announced to the technician, ‘It`s open!’
> ‘I know,’ answered Udurawana. ‘I already got that side. Now I am trying to open driver’s side ‘
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> Well prepared
> Mrs Udurawana phoned Udurawana in the office and said: ‘Darling, come home early, we are going to have my mother for dinner.’
> ‘Good’ replied Udurawana, ‘make sure she’s prepared well’.
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